Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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