I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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