Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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go home
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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