I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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