I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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