you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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