So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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