It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just high enough for therapy.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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