We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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