She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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