I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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