Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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