Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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