all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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