You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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