You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i dont even know how to be here
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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