yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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