Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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