I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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