I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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