? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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