question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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