..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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