talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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