So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
