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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I love having hate sex.

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(785): View more from Kansas

We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO

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(813): View more from Florida

What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro

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