gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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