I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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