why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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