i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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