In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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