You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do vagina's smell?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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