Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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