just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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