I need help removing her.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Randomize
