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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

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(417): View more from Missouri

This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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(360): View more from Washington

I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix

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