Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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