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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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(705): View more from Ontario

her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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(678): View more from Georgia

Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, I found your gauge.

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.

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