kristin has been a bad kristin
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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