is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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