you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dignity is for republicans.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
