I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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