dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How does one acquire holy water?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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