it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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