why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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