Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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