Porn is love you can see.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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