Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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