Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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