saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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